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JebusAndTheHolyYoses's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 18 (From
8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 180 Points
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 6/1/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 11/19/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 11/19/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
It's a Nice Day Today
Failure to Communicate
Unlocked 5/28/09
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 5/31/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
Unlocked 5/31/09
5 Points Pause the game.
5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 5/31/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 5/31/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/425 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 11/18/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 11/18/09
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 11/18/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
50 Points
Buy everything
Master
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)