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Total Medals Earned: 18 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 180 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 6/1/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 11/19/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Monkey Biz Unlocked 11/19/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/28/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Madness Accelerant

A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Facerape 10 Points Let out all your aggression.
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil 25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/31/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/31/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/31/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 11/18/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 11/18/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 11/18/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Drunk Driver Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)